In a poll of the most powerful wizards in the world, Slashdot currently has me as the second most powerful wizard in the world. Gandalf received 1/3 of the votes in the poll, and I received one-fifth of the votes (under the title of “Excel PivotTable Creator”).

On second thought, the poll was probably referring, not to the developer, but to the actual “PivotTable Wizard” feature in Microsoft Excel, which aids in the creation of PivotTables within the spreadsheet. Notice how we always interpret things in terms most flattering to ourselves!